AI Generated Feats

Feat Name	Requisites	Description
AC -infinity	Level 30	Attacks against you must roll a divine intervention-style d100 (5% success rate).
Apocalypse Now	Druid 20	Wild Shape into Tarrasque. Permanently. No concentration.
Backstory Power	Any	Once per session, reveal a long-lost sibling who solves the current problem.
Bag of Rats Tech	Dex 10+	Carry 1d100 rats. When damaged, a rat dies instead. Rats respawn nightly.
Black Hole Fist	Str 25+	Punch creates a 50ft-radius singularity (DC 30 Str save or be crushed into 1HP).
Cheat Code: IDDQD	Level 30	Toggle god mode: Immune to damage, auto-crit attacks. Lasts until you yawn.
Critical Mass	Con 18+	When reduced to 0 HP, explode for 20d20 force damage in 100ft radius. Resurrect next dawn.
Dakka Dakka	Gunner feat	Firearms gain 1000-round burst fire. Reloading requires a DC 30 Dex check.
Divine Plaything	Cleric 20	Gods bet on your survival. Automatically succeed on one save/attack per minute.
Dodge This	Dex 13+	Reaction: Move 10ft on missed attack. Gain advantage on next attack.
DPS Overlord	Fighter 20	All attacks crit. Crits deal ×100 damage. You die of exhaustion afterward.
Echo Chamber	Bard 15	Cast vicious mockery as a 1-mile AoE. Targets take 10d10 psychic damage per insult.
Eldritch Glitch	Warlock Pact	Cast eldritch blast as a 1-mile line. Targets hit are erased from reality (no save).
Final Boss Energy	Level 20	Boss music plays. All enemies must monologue for 1 round before attacking.
Fourth Wall Crusher	Cha 20+	Convince the DM’s real-life pet to aid you in-game.
God of Unnecessary Strength	Str 20+	Gain +2 to Strength checks/saves. Once per long rest, lift/break objects as if Str modifier -10.
Hoard Curse	Gold >= 1Million	Gold pieces animate as golems. Each 1k GP = 1 CR 20 golem. They demand more gold.
Infinite Ammo Glitch	Dex 15+, Firearm prof	Ranged attacks never consume ammunition. Crits summon 1d4 hostile duplicates of your weapon.
Loot Goblin	Cha 15+	Any creature you kill drops 1d4 legendary items. Items vanish after 1 hour.
Mimic Lord	Survival 15+	Turn into a mimic at will. Bite deals 10d10 piercing. Allies can’t tell it’s you.
Narrative Puppeteer	Bard 20	Force DM to introduce a deus ex machina (e.g., ancient dragon ally, artifact underfoot).
Necro-Borrower	Necromancer	Steal 1d4 levels from a corpse to temporarily boost your caster level. Corpse disintegrates.
Oops, I Did It Again	Dex 18+, Sleight of Hand	Bonus action: Force creature within 10ft to drop item (Dex save DC 8+Dex+prof).
Plot Armor	None	Once/long rest: Failed save → success. Nat 20s against you are rerolled.
Plot Hole Diver	Level 15	Teleport to any past campaign scene. Alter one event (butterfly effect guaranteed).
Quantum Duplication	Wizard 18	Create 1d6 clones with your stats. They argue about who’s real.
Quantum Immortality	Wis 20+	Once per session, retroactively declare you didn’t trigger that trap/curse.
Reality Editor	Int 30+, Wish spell	Rewrite one rule of physics for 1d4 rounds (e.g., gravity reversed, magic immunity).
Retcon Artist	Level 20	Once per campaign, retroactively declare a past event never happened.
RNGesus	Luck feat	Replace all d20 rolls with 20. DM may smite you IRL.
Rule of Cool	Cha 18+	Once per session, declare an action auto-succeeds if the DM deems it awesome enough
Rules Lawyer	Int 13+	Force DM to reconsider rulings. Arcana/History/Investigation checks at advantage.
Soul Arbitrageur	Cha 25+	Trade NPC’s soul for a 9th-level spell slot. NPC becomes soulless husk for 1d10 days.
Soulbound Arsenal	Paladin 18	Summon any weapon from any plane. Weapons have sentient, sassy personalities.
Summon Meteor	Level 17+	Action: Drop a 1-mile-radius meteor (50d20 bludgeoning + fire damage). Planet cracks.
Tarrasque Rider	Animal Handling 20	Tame and ride any creature, including Tarrasques. No saddle required.
Unkillable Meme	Con 30	If reduced to -1000 HP, return next session with 1 HP and a grudge.
Unlimited Blade Works	Fighter 15	Action: Summon 1000 floating swords. Each deals 1d6 damage. Swords remain forever.
Unlimited Power	Sorcerer 20	Spell slots never deplete. Spells cast at 12th level. Die after 1d4 days.